Homework, oh Homework

Homework, oh homework,

I hate you stink

I wish I could wash you

Away in the sink

If only a bomb

Would explode you to bits

Homework, oh homework

You´re giving me fits

I´d rather take baths

With a man eating shark

Or wrestle a lion

Alone in the dark

Eat spinach or liver

Pet 10 porcupines

Then tackle the homework

My teacher assigns

Homework, oh homework

You´re last on my list

I simply can´t see

Why you even exist

If you just dissapeared

It would tickle me pink

Homework, oh homework

I hate you, you stink!

-Jack Prelutzky